'I was placed under house arrest for not doing housework.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/i-was-placed-under-house-arrest-for-not-doing-housework-image269552658.html
RFWJF54J–'I was placed under house arrest for not doing housework.'
Technology and business cartoon of meeting and boss saying, 'What we really need in IT is someone who has super powers.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-technology-and-business-cartoon-of-meeting-and-boss-saying-what-we-87722122.html
RFF2M2CX–Technology and business cartoon of meeting and boss saying, 'What we really need in IT is someone who has super powers.'
Illustration of a hand and computer servers Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-illustration-of-a-hand-and-computer-servers-31514933.html
RFBR7HH9–Illustration of a hand and computer servers
Technology and business illustration of businesswoman, the acronym 'IT' and the play on words, 'Information Taken about ...'. Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-technology-and-business-illustration-of-businesswoman-the-acronym-87781633.html
RFF2PPA9–Technology and business illustration of businesswoman, the acronym 'IT' and the play on words, 'Information Taken about ...'.
'Communications are down. Good thing we kept our Pony Express rider around.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-communications-are-down-good-thing-we-kept-our-pony-express-rider-51745297.html
RFD055J9–'Communications are down. Good thing we kept our Pony Express rider around.'
'He knows where the viruses are buried.' Stock Vectorhttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-he-knows-where-the-viruses-are-buried-76596590.html
RFECH7ME–'He knows where the viruses are buried.'
'The Three Little Pigs are suing you for bullying.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/the-three-little-pigs-are-suing-you-for-bullying-image269551924.html
RFWJF46C–'The Three Little Pigs are suing you for bullying.'
Beware of Everything sign on the highway. Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/beware-of-everything-sign-on-the-highway-image269552459.html
RFWJF4WF–Beware of Everything sign on the highway.
An lllustration of people working on computers Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-an-lllustration-of-people-working-on-computers-31519021.html
RFBR7PR9–An lllustration of people working on computers
'Your mother wants a parade, so rip up some paper into confetti.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/your-mother-wants-a-parade-so-rip-up-some-paper-into-confetti-image274567683.html
RFWXKHTK–'Your mother wants a parade, so rip up some paper into confetti.'
Illustration of a hand and computer servers Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-illustration-of-a-hand-and-computer-servers-31515067.html
RFBR7HP3–Illustration of a hand and computer servers
No caption. Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/no-caption-image274567724.html
RFWXKHX4–No caption.
No caption. Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/no-caption-image274567674.html
RFWXKHTA–No caption.
'What do I look like, Marian the Maid?' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/what-do-i-look-like-marian-the-maid-image274567670.html
RFWXKHT6–'What do I look like, Marian the Maid?'
'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/as-you-can-see-the-place-has-a-certain-cold-war-era-charm-image274567632.html
RFWXKHPT–'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.'
'I wanted out of Corporate America, but I didn't want to go far.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/i-wanted-out-of-corporate-america-but-i-didnt-want-to-go-far-image274567584.html
RFWXKHN4–'I wanted out of Corporate America, but I didn't want to go far.'
They waited as he carefully calculated how much the meal had cost per bite. Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/they-waited-as-he-carefully-calculated-how-much-the-meal-had-cost-per-bite-image269552566.html
RFWJF51A–They waited as he carefully calculated how much the meal had cost per bite.
'He is a creature of the web. He must log on to survive.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/he-is-a-creature-of-the-web-he-must-log-on-to-survive-image269552436.html
RFWJF4TM–'He is a creature of the web. He must log on to survive.'
'There's a bit of disconnect with your leadership style.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/theres-a-bit-of-disconnect-with-your-leadership-style-image269552190.html
RFWJF4FX–'There's a bit of disconnect with your leadership style.'
'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/when-did-you-decide-to-get-all-fancy-and-tie-your-shoes-image269552600.html
RFWJF52G–'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'
'True confession. I've been buying bones on the side and I need $2000 to get current.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/true-confession-ive-been-buying-bones-on-the-side-and-i-need-2000-to-get-current-image269551857.html
RFWJF441–'True confession. I've been buying bones on the side and I need $2000 to get current.'
'Tell me the truth. Has my fetching gone downhill?' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/tell-me-the-truth-has-my-fetching-gone-downhill-image269551879.html
RFWJF44R–'Tell me the truth. Has my fetching gone downhill?'
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RFWJF5H0–No caption.
No caption. Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/no-caption-image274575104.html
RFWXKY9M–No caption.
Please do not feed the bears. Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/please-do-not-feed-the-bears-image269551749.html
RFWJF405–Please do not feed the bears.
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RFWJF47N–No caption.
So close to the Nobel, only to be ratted out by his handwriting teacher. Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/so-close-to-the-nobel-only-to-be-ratted-out-by-his-handwriting-teacher-image269552445.html
RFWJF4W1–So close to the Nobel, only to be ratted out by his handwriting teacher.
'How's the wi-fi coverage around here?' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/hows-the-wi-fi-coverage-around-here-image269552422.html
RFWJF4T6–'How's the wi-fi coverage around here?'
'My team thinks I can work magic.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/my-team-thinks-i-can-work-magic-image269551968.html
RFWJF480–'My team thinks I can work magic.'
'I don't take naps and I don't share laps.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/i-dont-take-naps-and-i-dont-share-laps-image269551863.html
RFWJF447–'I don't take naps and I don't share laps.'
'You might not know it now, but I used to have great lesson plans.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/you-might-not-know-it-now-but-i-used-to-have-great-lesson-plans-image269552941.html
RFWJF5EN–'You might not know it now, but I used to have great lesson plans.'
Lose girlfriends to zombies Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/lose-girlfriends-to-zombies-image274567783.html
RFWXKJ07–Lose girlfriends to zombies
'Do you do anything with the old casks?' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/do-you-do-anything-with-the-old-casks-image274575154.html
RFWXKYBE–'Do you do anything with the old casks?'
'Any time you need more the money tree is here.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/any-time-you-need-more-the-money-tree-is-here-image269552617.html
RFWJF535–'Any time you need more the money tree is here.'
'I thought your wife wasn't contesting the divorce.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/i-thought-your-wife-wasnt-contesting-the-divorce-image269552622.html
RFWJF53A–'I thought your wife wasn't contesting the divorce.'
'Before you decide where you'd like to live, look who's setting up shop in my living room.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/before-you-decide-where-youd-like-to-live-look-whos-setting-up-shop-in-my-living-room-image269552616.html
RFWJF534–'Before you decide where you'd like to live, look who's setting up shop in my living room.'
'But this can't be what I ordered. I ordered something I like.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/but-this-cant-be-what-i-ordered-i-ordered-something-i-like-image269552634.html
RFWJF53P–'But this can't be what I ordered. I ordered something I like.'
'Our distribution seems kind of loose.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/our-distribution-seems-kind-of-loose-image269552579.html
RFWJF51R–'Our distribution seems kind of loose.'
They had a combustible relationship. Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/they-had-a-combustible-relationship-image269553047.html
RFWJF5JF–They had a combustible relationship.
'Stop pecking at your food.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/stop-pecking-at-your-food-image269551789.html
RFWJF41H–'Stop pecking at your food.'
'Why isn't Smokey up there?' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/why-isnt-smokey-up-there-image269551777.html
RFWJF415–'Why isn't Smokey up there?'
'So far I've found 2.4 million in the yard.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/so-far-ive-found-24-million-in-the-yard-image269551880.html
RFWJF44T–'So far I've found 2.4 million in the yard.'
'Barkov?! No, there's no 'Agent Barkov' here!' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/barkov!-no-theres-no-agent-barkov-here!-image269551855.html
RFWJF43Y–'Barkov?! No, there's no 'Agent Barkov' here!'
'She is just so proud of herself.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/she-is-just-so-proud-of-herself-image269551828.html
RFWJF430–'She is just so proud of herself.'
'The one thing he won't do to you is bite you.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/the-one-thing-he-wont-do-to-you-is-bite-you-image274567316.html
RFWXKHBG–'The one thing he won't do to you is bite you.'
'The one thing he won't do to you is bite you.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/the-one-thing-he-wont-do-to-you-is-bite-you-image274574770.html
RFWXKXWP–'The one thing he won't do to you is bite you.'
'Math would be more fun if we weren't always studying pyramids.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/math-would-be-more-fun-if-we-werent-always-studying-pyramids-image269553077.html
RFWJF5KH–'Math would be more fun if we weren't always studying pyramids.'
'You eat the dog food, I'll eat the steak.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/you-eat-the-dog-food-ill-eat-the-steak-image269551837.html
RFWJF439–'You eat the dog food, I'll eat the steak.'
'I love these first brisk days of spring.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/i-love-these-first-brisk-days-of-spring-image269551725.html
RFWJF3Y9–'I love these first brisk days of spring.'
'You're right, I do have a bald spot.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/youre-right-i-do-have-a-bald-spot-image269551911.html
RFWJF45Y–'You're right, I do have a bald spot.'
'Thanks to my dog I can travel light.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/thanks-to-my-dog-i-can-travel-light-image269553032.html
RFWJF5J0–'Thanks to my dog I can travel light.'
'Better make mine a double.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/better-make-mine-a-double-image269552657.html
RFWJF54H–'Better make mine a double.'
'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/im-knitting-a-scarf-for-my-son-image269551913.html
RFWJF461–'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'
'That's what you get for reaching in the cookie jar.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/thats-what-you-get-for-reaching-in-the-cookie-jar-image274567662.html
RFWXKHRX–'That's what you get for reaching in the cookie jar.'
After several days he realized the cookbook did not come with a cook. Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/after-several-days-he-realized-the-cookbook-did-not-come-with-a-cook-image274567687.html
RFWXKHTR–After several days he realized the cookbook did not come with a cook.
'I'll say 'That price is really high' and then you say 'Yeah, it's just a dog box'.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/ill-say-that-price-is-really-high-and-then-you-say-yeah-its-just-a-dog-box-image274567614.html
RFWXKHP6–'I'll say 'That price is really high' and then you say 'Yeah, it's just a dog box'.'
'Without the boulder the house loses much of its charm.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/without-the-boulder-the-house-loses-much-of-its-charm-image274575015.html
RFWXKY6F–'Without the boulder the house loses much of its charm.'
'Halfway through the divorce I found out my husband is a wizard.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/halfway-through-the-divorce-i-found-out-my-husband-is-a-wizard-image274567779.html
RFWXKJ03–'Halfway through the divorce I found out my husband is a wizard.'
'You're the best chiropractor I've ever had.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/youre-the-best-chiropractor-ive-ever-had-image274567834.html
RFWXKJ22–'You're the best chiropractor I've ever had.'
'Relax, two shots means 'I'm sick of cooking', not 'Get the hell out'.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/relax-two-shots-means-im-sick-of-cooking-not-get-the-hell-out-image274575065.html
RFWXKY89–'Relax, two shots means 'I'm sick of cooking', not 'Get the hell out'.'
'It looks like you have everything under control.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/it-looks-like-you-have-everything-under-control-image269552467.html
RFWJF4WR–'It looks like you have everything under control.'
'We laugh, we cry, but we never throw our computers out the window.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/we-laugh-we-cry-but-we-never-throw-our-computers-out-the-window-image269552364.html
RFWJF4P4–'We laugh, we cry, but we never throw our computers out the window.'
'I see your fax and see it with another fax.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/i-see-your-fax-and-see-it-with-another-fax-image270666581.html
RFWM9WYH–'I see your fax and see it with another fax.'
'I guess you want me to actually read this memo.' Stock Photohttps://www.alamy.com/image-license-details/?v=1https://www.alamy.com/i-guess-you-want-me-to-actually-read-this-memo-image269552708.html
RFWJF56C–'I guess you want me to actually read this memo.'
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